I don't know much but I do know this...
You should definitely NOT apply makeup when driving.
I was almost forced to kill some stupid woman who was driving and applying...of all things...EYELINER.
No, she was not at a stop sign.
No, the driving WAS NOT stop and go.
She was... get this...
ON THE FREAKING HIGHWAY!! Going 75mph!!
GAH!!
This is the reason why people like me definitely should NOT own guns.
Seriously.
My first thought when I saw her was, "Hey... I think I've got some nail polish in my bag...Since I've already taken my shoes off because it's so warm...perhaps I should paint my toenails, afterall, I'll be wearing sandals again soon..."
Okay, so that wasn't my first thought...My first thought was actually,
"GAAAAH! What the hell is she DOING??"
Followed closely by the brief nailpolish musing.
Presently, my toes are still naked.
But then again... I have an hour commute tomorrow morning.
AND a death wish.
Sure...perhaps I'll never make it to the Saltmine alive or in one piece... but I can safely wear open-toed shoes in my casket...
And this children, is why I hate people.
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Yup... you guessed it...some random person I'm putting up a picture of...no relation to me at all
Okay fine. It's me.
1 comment:
Is applying eyeliner while driving on the highway any worse than reading a book, or eating a piece of pie also while driving down the highway. I have had both of these people actually pass me! And then there was the the lady I saw recently eating a WHOLE pie. At least this occured at a stop light.
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