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Yup... you guessed it...some random person I'm putting up a picture of...no relation to me at all
Okay fine. It's me.
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Okay fine. It's me.
She was the most beautiful woman in the ancient world...see how alike we are?
You should be aware right now that absolutely none of this is true... Unless maybe it is... I suppose anything is possible. I am a Grammarian-Super heroine Pirate Queen.
Okay fine. It's me.
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- The Pirate Queen
- By day, I am a lowly Saltminer...That is but the form following the function, in reality I am a Superhero-Grammarian-Pirate Queen, do not mess with me.
What You Should Know About the Grammarian Pirate Superheroine...
To Whom It May Concern:
1. I’m a kick-ass, ninja-fighting, grammarian-rebel superhero with delusions of expendability.
2. I work in a salt mine so I tend to be dirty, covered in germs and black dust.
3. I frequently need to step out of my body and have a surreal experience.
4. I break the third wall—if this irritates you, put this down right now, seriously.
When I first began blogging, I made a deal with myself that I would never write about anything that was true.
I quickly amended this, deciding that I would write about things that were sometimes true, “from a certain point of view,” however; names would always be changed to protect both the innocent and the guilty parties involved.
Please understand, even those who know me would be completely unable to recognize themselves from my descriptions (at least I hope so)…and there are few, if any, re-occurring guest stars who are also members of my tales. Hell, I’m far too narcissistic for that—it’s all about ME,
What I’m saying is, on a good day people say I’m a storyteller, on a bad one they say I’m a pathological liar.
This is my memoir of what never was…but should have been. I hope you enjoy it.
Your affectionate servant,
The Pirate Queen--Regina Magistra Lepidoptera
Nefertiti
She was the most beautiful woman in the ancient world...see how alike we are?
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