Sunday, May 25, 2008
Adventures in Grooming
Well... The Pirate Queen chopped her hair off today.
It was about time for me to stumble into the bathroom, look at my reflection, shudder, and start clipping away.
So I did it.
When I was done, you could've made an Aikens voodoo doll out of what was lying on the floor of the bathroom.
Damn. I have too much hair.
Seriously.
If anyone ever decided to kill me by dropping me off a tall building, I'd drift to the ground like a dandelion gone to seed and land harmlessly on my spiky pirate shoes with nary a scratch.
I suppose I should be grateful...
It was about time for me to stumble into the bathroom, look at my reflection, shudder, and start clipping away.
So I did it.
When I was done, you could've made an Aikens voodoo doll out of what was lying on the floor of the bathroom.
Damn. I have too much hair.
Seriously.
If anyone ever decided to kill me by dropping me off a tall building, I'd drift to the ground like a dandelion gone to seed and land harmlessly on my spiky pirate shoes with nary a scratch.
I suppose I should be grateful...
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2 comments:
i need to get my hair trimmed too. I have decided that if i tell my parents i will get my hair cut, they will probably un-ground me from the mid-term crisis. I hate midterms
Duuuude... Good luck with that.
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