Today, I was just minding my own business, spreading the usual chaos and destruction as I went about my merry way, when a small child crossed my path.
The child was eating a piece of candy, or rather, was ABOUT to eat the candy. I stepped up, planted my feet and stole the treat, popping it into my own mouth without a second thought.
The child cried.
I actually felt really bad.
Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do... It’s not as though I could give the candy back, and if I did...who would want it?
Anyway, of course I’m lying.
The truth is, I managed, via a complete lack of social skills, to upset a really nice person today and I feel terrible.
...And I DESERVE to feel terrible.
So here’s my penance.
I got this email in my Yahoo account today, and considering my screwup, I’m hoping that possibly making someone actually feel GOOD (for once) will in some small way make up for my being such a complete idiot.
*sigh*
I hate it when I suck at life. I’m no good at this game.
Stop the world. I wanna get off.
This should probably be taped to
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I upset really nice people all the time. You'll get used to it~
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